lonelyxmoonlight:

this smile could cure diseases i swear

bythewayimnotover:

”Fuck Ryan being a majestic dolphin, look Brendon being a golden chubby fish”

bythewayimnotover:

”Fuck Ryan being a majestic dolphin, look Brendon being a golden chubby fish”

toastythesnowmen:

*drinks coffee before school* *drinks coffee during school* *drinks coffee after school* *still falls asleep immediately after getting home*

(Source: toastyghosties)

(Source: demonprotection)

teamfubar:

ursorum:

ursorum:

i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed

image

thanks dad

APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”

THANKS

DADDY

well at least he’s caring

sherlock-you-slut:

asgardia-aria:

avastcat:

naked—snake:

shwit:

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

"do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?"

"you think darkness is your ally?"

"Kneel"

one of these things is not like the other

omgwang:

caught my cats having sex like human..